Entertaining?
Embarrassing?
I’ll let you decide
When I talked about the 60 seconds interview and mentioned how cute it was that Richard claimed he only knew one joke, which just so happened to resemble the only joke I knew as well, I may have embellished a bit; I actually know two jokes.
*clears throat*
A Bear walks into a bar
and says, “Bartender, give me a beer.”
The Bartender says, “We don’t serve bears here.” (not smart)
The Bear gets angry and seethes, “give me a beer!”
The Bartender…doesn’t.
The Bear gets angrier and threatens, “If you don’t give me a beer, I will Eat that woman at the end of the bar.”
So the Bear gobbles up the woman, then approaches the Bartender again and says, “You going to serve me a beer, Now?”
The Bartender says, “I can’t. We don’t serve druggies here either.” The Bear, affronted says, “I don’t use drugs!”
The Bartender raises a brow and says, “Well, that was the bar bitch you ate.”
bahr-bich-er-it/bahr-bich-er-ate
bar-bitch-you-ate…
I learned that joke when I was 17. that’s my only excuse.
alrighty then. so…
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Nowhere in Particular RA 
The only jokes I know are in Spanish and I learned those when I was a child.
To be honest, I don’t really understand those jokes of “someone walks into a bar…”~
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strange things happen in drinking establishments
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Anywhere where there is alcohol there is sure to be something weird happening~ 😉 I’ve seen it in the parties I’ve been to.
I’m curious if Richard would be as humorous drunk as he seems when he’s sober~
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I picture him giggling a lot and engaging in boyish mischievousness.
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Yes, now that mention it, I do see him doing that~ 🙂
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Boyish michievousness or no, I don’t want to see his party trick.
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Really? How come?
I have seen many weird things that one more wouldn’t be so bad~ But I suppose it has to do with the way I grew up and my unending curiosity.
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in an interview, when asked if he had a party trick, Richard implied that it was to light farts on fire…so yeah, I think I’ll skip that one too! I’m more than familiar with that one already, having grown up with an older brother!
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I have an older brother as well, but I haven’t seen him do that yet~
I actually wouldn’t mind if he did that party trick. I guess once you’ve had a couple of drinks you don’t mind many things~ 😛
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I’ve seen equally bad party tricks which involve naked drunk guys, toilet paper and matches. The novelty wears off quickly.
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Yes, I suppose it might change the way you see a person after they start doing tricks when they’re drunk. But I think that if you understand that person’s sense of humour you can really get along under any circumstance.
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Did you make that up using the inspiration from the World’s End premiere when the reporter asked him what BEER he liked and he said ” What BEAR do I like?” Are you being straight with us, Kelbel? 🙂
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LOL! no, I never saw that! well, after reading this his answer would be “Thorin-Bear” of course 😛
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That’s what I thought immeditately too.
Something’s fishier than a barrel full of dwarves here.
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I swear, this joke had nothing to do with the beer/bear comment that Richard made, of which I was not even aware of before posting. it just shows that we’re on the same intellectual plain 😀
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I think Kelbel is having one over on us.
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pure coincidence, that is what this was. I’m flattered that you think me capable of making up a joke all on my own, but I’ve honestly known that one for years. do you need to ask my mom? 😀
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Maybe it was Richard who was joking at World’s End interview?
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“fishier than a barrel full of dwarves”
Somewhat belatedly, this is the gif that I meant to include with that remark:
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Emoticon courtesy of Kelbel’s tutoring. 😉
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*thumbs up*
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That is a *terrible* joke. Do you think you could go to joke rehab?
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I doubt it would do any good, I laugh at things far worse than this!
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