It’s In His Kiss

I answer the Meet Cute questions again, this time with John Proctor doing the asking.

 

Meet Cute: John Proctor

 

1.) What was your first impression of me?

quiet nature, hard worker, with an understated splash of pizzazz

and I do a little turn on the catwalk

 

2.) What is your idea of a truly romantic evening with me?

when you “pretend” that you don’t like my cooking but don’t want to hurt my feelings, so you distract me by randomly reenacting scenes from Shakespeare. *whispers* I forget the salt on purpose.

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

 

3.) Something that you’d like to change in me but don’t have the nerve to tell me

you’re too competitive when playing Musical Chairs at parties. calm down, honey! seriously.

this is why we never go out anymore

 

4.) Which 3 parts of my body are your favorites, and why?

your beard, because I like to feel it brush against my face when we kiss.  your hands, because I like the way they wander when we kiss. and your lips, because I like the way you kiss. a lot.

shoop, shoop, shoop, shoop

 

5) 3 qualities that attracted you when we first met, or once you got to know me

you’re strong, confident, and very romantic

*swoon*

 

6.) What is our favorite movie to watch together, and our favorite song?

we don’t really have a favorite movie, but we’ve been watching a lot of Worst Cooks in America. you say I’d win that competition, hands down. we do have a favorite song though, it’s Hysteria by Def Leppard.

 

7.) Fruit or vegetable I resemble, and why

an onion, because you’re really good at peeling off layers

note: this gif is broken. it’s going the wrong way.

 

8.) Our first date, where did it take place and what did we do?

my father insisted you have dinner at his house. afterwards you and I stepped outside for some educational stargazing. we ended up in the storage shed instead, which turned out to be educational in it’s own right

me, looking for Orion’s Belt

Father found us and was not happy! he started yelling about hoes and gardens but I wasn’t paying attention…

 

9.) If we hadn’t met, where would you be right now?

in the shadows. watching. always, watching.

 

10.) What was on your mind the last time we were intimate?

garden tools

the long-handled kind

 

11.) What was the first thing we said to one another?

You: your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Me: ohhh

 

 12.) What do you like the best about me?

when you sing in the shower

love in an elevator. livin it up when I’m goin down