1.) What was your first impression of me?
that you may actually be Clark Kent. I’m still not 100% sure that you’re not.
2.) What is your idea of a truly romantic evening with me?
you’re adamant that we have a date night every weekend. no matter what we do, whether it’s going to a movie, having a picnic, or ice skating, you always wear a jacket and tie. I tease you about it but you say it’s your way of showing me how important making time for us is to you. and that you really like giving me your jacket when I get cold.
3.) Something that you’d like to change in me but don’t have the nerve to tell me
when you chew gum, you sound like a cow chewing it’s cud.
4.) Which 3 parts of my body are your favorites, and why?
choose? I can’t. I won’t. and you can’t make me!
5.) 3 qualities that attracted you when we first met, or once you got to know me
kind, affectionate, never give up on those you love
6.) What is our favorite movie to watch together, and our favorite song?
movie: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
song: Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston
7.) Fruit or vegetable I resemble, and why
Potato, because Trey & Donnie say you have eyes in the back of your head
8.) Our first date, where did it take place and what did we do?
you had to chaperon Senior Prom and took me as your date. I told Donnie that you drank too much of the spiked punch, to explain away your dance moves. you didn’t actually drink the punch.
9.) If we hadn’t met, where would you be right now?
late for everything.
10.) What was on your mind the last time we were intimate?
my obsession with you in wet clothes is going to get us into trouble one of these days
11.) What was the first thing we said to one another?
I accidentally rear ended your car on your way to school one morning. when I saw you get out of the car, I became a bit tongue-tied
you weren’t much better than me, flustered because the accident made you late for work. that’s what I gathered, anyway, from the few words I could make sense of out of your rambling. you also told me your name was Gary Morris. I must have given you whiplash, for you to have forgotten your own name! thankfully Trey was with you and took charge of things, even convincing the tow truck driver to drop us all off at the High School. the ride over was awkward, with me not being able to speak and you smiling at me like a goon.
it all worked out in the end because next thing I knew, we were having coffee together in the teacher’s lounge, chatting together like old friends. I don’t even drink coffee. or work at the High School.
12.) What do you like the best about me?
your ‘Wise Guy’ impersonation. it’s cute that you think it’s good.