A Reasonable Explanation

Alphabet Movie challenge: day 10

Just right for a rainy day

Answer: Guy of Gisborne

whoops! I mean Robin Hood  😛

let's not kid ourselves, no one cares about Robin!
let’s not kid ourselves, no one cares about Robin!

This show is addicting

in an unexplainable way.

say Good-Bye to rational thought
say Good-Bye to rational thought

When I was in the Twilight fandom (don’t judge!) we used to joke that the pages of the books had to be laced with heroin and the movies full of subliminal messages because there was no other reasonable explanation for why we loved it the way we did.

(operative word being did, it does eventually run it’s course 😉 )

we all have a past, Guy...
we all have a past, Guy…

Robin Hood is kind of like that,

except there is a reasonable explanation

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Guy is not the only reason

to watch, though.

there's lessons & stuff buried in there!
there’s lessons & stuff buried in there!

Unrequited love, betrayal, bravery, cowardice, guilt, redemption, hypocrisy,

and even magic arrows!

not yours, Guy...Robin's *winks*
not yours, Guy…Robin’s *winks*

No

poisoned apples

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but plenty of other

poisoned things…

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certainly enough to keep one occupied

on a rainy day.

take your coat off and stay awhile
take your coat off and stay awhile

 

get comfortable, relax
get comfortable, relax

 

...and smoulder!
…and smoulder!

(non-Armitage answer: You’ve Got Mail)

Three’s Company

set to the theme of 1970s tv sitcom Three’s Company

(captions=pick up lines. because I find them highly entertaining!)

 

Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you

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Where the kisses are hers,

*is your name Google? because you have everything I'm searching for*
is your name Google? because you have everything I’m searching for

and hers,

*did you escape from the zoo? because you bring out the animal in me*
did you escape from the zoo? because you bring out the animal in me

and his,

*are you a light switch? because you're turning me on*
are you a light switch? because you’re turning me on

Three’s Company too!

*are you related to Mike Tyson? because you knock me out*
are you related to Mike Tyson? because you knock me out

Come and dance on our floor, take a step that is new

*you must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you*
you must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you

We’ve a loveable space that needs your face,

*if you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning*
if you were a taser, you’d be set on stunning

Three’s Company too!

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You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you

*I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away*
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

Down at our rendezvous,

*if being sexy was a crime, you'd be on Death Row*
if being sexy was a crime, you’d be on Death Row

Three’s Company too!

*do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes*
do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

She Visits Me

I’ve been watching episodes of Robin Hood while I try to shake this cold that’s been plaguing me for days. So here’s some tragic Guy:

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“You know the worst crime a man can commit? Betrayal”

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“You have been constantly in my thoughts. Without you, I no longer feel quite whole.”

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“We should be spending more time together, so that we can understand each other better. I want to know you.”

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“So tired. Every time I close my eyes, they come…demons. Clawing at my brain. How can I get some peace?”

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“Do it! End it, please!…I live in Hell.”

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“I loved her as you loved her! I’ll never ask for your forgiveness. I can’t forgive myself.”

(pictures courtesy of Richard Armitage Central)

Appealing

After resisting Guy of Gisborne for so long, you may be wondering what finally made me give in.

Two words: Hood Academy.

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Yes, the behind-the-scenes feature that focused on the swordsmanship, archery, and horseback training the cast participated in prior to filming. “but that’s not really Guy, you say, “that’s Richard.”

(you’re totally not saying that because you all understand, but let’s pretend)

Must.See.More.
Must.See.More.

As someone who has no qualms about saying that she generally does not like longer hair on men or guy-liner, I saw this interview:

and began to rethink things. That was then followed by this:

*bites fist*
*bites fist*

and I was done. I had to check the infamous Guy of Gisborne out, if only to witness some of this in action:

I spy with my little eye...the tongue of concentration.
I spy with my little eye…the tongue of concentration.

Behind-the-scenes clips win me over every time, I’ve always found them very a-peeling…

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Simplicity

I had gotten to the point in my fan path where I felt I really couldn’t avoid Guy of Gisborne any longer. The leather and guy-liner aside, there had to be something to this character.

Sir Guy: the man, the myth, the legend
Sir Guy: the man, the myth, the legend

After I realized that the show was called Robin Hood and not Guy of Gisborne… I found it on Netflix and settled in to see what all the hoopla was about.

surprisingly, it wasn't *just* about this.
surprisingly, it wasn’t *just* about this.

My immediate first impressions:

  • Richard’s not the star of this show?
  • Robin is a twerpy douche
  • is this supposed to be funny? because the subtleties are cracking me up!

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I needed to watch more than just one episode in order to form an opinion of Guy  and to get a real feel for the show.

that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it!

4 hours later a box popped up on my television screen asking me if I wanted to continue watching. That sent me into a fit of giggles, like the TV was judging my viewing choices!

(the TV does this to guard against being left on, unattended)

she's still watching?--I know, it's bizarre.
she’s still watching?–I know, it’s bizarre.

A lot of negative things have been said about this show; the acting, the costumes, the writing. I find it generally enjoyable. I think, as adults, we judge it unfairly. It’s a family show, sprinkled with contemplative points amid the action and veiled humor. It was easy to see that Guy would take the forefront though. My kids, who wandered in and out during my first viewing, became more interested in Guy’s plight than the seemingly obvious hero of Robin.

"she gave her heart to the man in the long black coat"
“she gave her heart to the man in the long black coat”

Guy wore black, he was mean, and he held a job that gave him power; this automatically equaled “bad guy”. Robin was dressed in a more mismatched style, had a lighter disposition, and was essentially homeless; this equaled “good guy”. And, of course, there is always a girl stuck in the middle.

"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you."
“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”

As my kids became more interested, my son for Robin’s magical archery skills

magic, because there's no other explanation.
magic, because there’s no other explanation

and my daughter for pretty Marian and boyish looking Robin, they both soon remarked on the flipped issues.

  • Robin was doing the right thing by fighting injustice, yet he was stealing from unsuspecting travelers to do so.
  • Guy was being ruthless with the peasants, but it was the Sheriff who was forcing that kill-or-be-killed mentality onto him.
  • Marian was attached to Robin because of childhood memories and their shared values, yet it was Guy who appreciated her for who she was and was always trying to protect her.

My 9 and 13 year olds were a bit less articulate in their explanations, of course, but their musings and questions told me that they understood what was going on under the surface.

you get me, you really do get me.
you get me, you really do get me.

After I went on to watch the rest of the episodes on my own, with my adult sensibilities, I had many positive and negative reactions to the characters, storylines, realism, etc.

adult sensibilities.
adult sensibilities.

But it’s that first simplistic impression that stays with me, and it’s why I find myself going back to Robin Hood, aka Guy of Gisborne, again and again.

in addition to *other* factors...
in addition to *other* factors