(set to The Sound of Music‘s “My Favorite Things” )
Whiskers and sideburns on Hood Acad. Guy‘s throat
bright crazy plane socks
and warm woolen Pea coats
half-assed apologies, engagement rings
these are my favorite Richard-y things.
Brown bearded goodness
and heroes with bouquets
Ray Bans*
and Converse
and fish supper foreplay
mystery necklaces made of shoestring
these are my favorite Richard-y things.
Spies with tattoos
and accountants with glasses
eyebrows
and Crinkles
and lovely long lashes
jeans that accentuate
t-shirts that cling
these are my favorite Richard-y things.
When the kids fight
when the nerves fray
when I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
and then I don’t feel so bad!
*I’ve been informed that the sunglasses are actually Maui Jim Mavericks