What’s Under Those Glasses?

I said that the first film I saw Richard Armitage in was The Hobbit but technically I saw him in Captain America first, I just didn’t realize it until later.

Heinz with gun in Parlor
take a good look, future-you insists!


Initially I didn’t like Heinz Kruger. he was the villain, after all.

Guy shoulder gif
villains need love too


His suit was ill-fitting, his glasses too large, his hair too pristine.

plaid suit
tighter is always better

As I watched the Nazi scientist observe an experiment that would turn a slight unimpressive boy into a superhuman hero, the emotions I saw cross his face hinted at more than the stiff drab man I was being presented with.

Heinz glasses

Anticipation, Awe, Determination; Heinz was going to attempt to steal the secret of that ground breaking technology for his country.

Heinz suit
Patriot or Villain?

The experiment proceeds, lights explode, chaos ensues and Heinz seizes his chance; now he’s off and running!

Heinz on the run

As he ran through the streets on those long legs, hair disheveled and glasses missing, I found myself suddenly liking him.

Lucas legs gif
the legs, they work every time

Captain America was pursuing Heinz through the busy city streets with his superhuman stealth *bites nails in suspense* When Heinz made his escape in the get-away submarine, I finally relaxed back into my seat. But then he gets plucked out of the water and thrown onto the bank like a gaping fish!

Heinz flying
watch out, he’s a slippery sucker!

Captain America grabs Heinz by the collar to rough him up and *gasp*

Capt America roughs Heinz up

THAT was hiding under those glasses?!

Before I could truly get my swoon on though, that devious Heinz Kruger poisoned himself and died!

dirty Guy
nasty business, dying all the time

Now I’ll never know if Heinz was an evil Nazi or just chasing his scientific dream. Was he a love ’em and leave ’em ladies man? A misguided hot mess?

Heinz bloody lip
I vote “hot mess”

I…just… it’s so unfair!

sad Standring gif
*nods*it is

The movie continued, the good guy won (sort of) and although I did think of that attractive villain with the pale blue eyes and wet hair after I left the theatre, I eventually forgot all about him.

PS parkbench close-up
linger on, your pale blue eyes

Why didn’t I look him up, like I often do with unknown actors who catch my eye? Would I have been open to Armitage Admiration sooner if I had?

Lucas downcast eyes/chin gif
you’re not ready, I understand


Lucas looks back with smile gif
don’t worry, we’ll meet again

I’m here now though, that’s what matters.

Spongebob worship gif