I’ll let you decide
When I talked about the 60 seconds interview and mentioned how cute it was that Richard claimed he only knew one joke, which just so happened to resemble the only joke I knew as well, I may have embellished a bit; I actually know two jokes.
A Bear walks into a bar
and says, “Bartender, give me a beer.”
The Bartender says, “We don’t serve bears here.” (not smart)
The Bear gets angry and seethes, “give me a beer!”
The Bear gets angrier and threatens, “If you don’t give me a beer, I will Eat that woman at the end of the bar.”
So the Bear gobbles up the woman, then approaches the Bartender again and says, “You going to serve me a beer, Now?”
The Bartender says, “I can’t. We don’t serve druggies here either.” The Bear, affronted says, “I don’t use drugs!”
The Bartender raises a brow and says, “Well, that was the bar bitch you ate.”
I learned that joke when I was 17. that’s my only excuse.
alrighty then. so…
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