“E” is for…

Entertaining?

air-guitar

Embarrassing?

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I’ll let you decide

that doesn’t bode well…

When I talked about the 60 seconds interview and mentioned how cute it was that Richard claimed he only knew one joke, which just so happened to resemble the only joke I knew as well, I may have embellished a bit; I actually know two jokes.

-well, let's hear it then-
well, let’s hear it then

*clears throat*

A Bear walks into a bar

grrr

and says, “Bartender, give me a beer.”

bartender
bartender

The Bartender says, “We don’t serve bears here.”Β (not smart)

The Bear gets angry and seethes, “give me a beer!”

dew it!
dew it!

The Bartender…doesn’t.

are you mad, man?!
are you mad, man?!

The Bear gets angrier and threatens, “If you don’t give me a beer, I will Eat that woman at the end of the bar.”

I think he means business
I think he means business

So the Bear gobbles up the woman, then approaches the Bartender again and says, “You going to serve me a beer, Now?”

EEEK!
EEEK!

The Bartender says, “I can’t. We don’t serve druggies here either.” The Bear, affronted says, “I don’t use drugs!”

not really convincing...
not really convincing…

The Bartender raises a brow and says, “Well, that was the bar bitch you ate.”

wha?

bahr-bich-er-it/bahr-bich-er-ate

bar-bitch-you-ate…

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I learned that joke when I was 17. that’s my only excuse.

*crickets*

alrighty then. so…

If you would like to follow me on Twitter, where I mostly just lurk through other people’s conversations and jump in randomly once in awhile, please do. I also have another blog: Getting Caught Up in the Mechanism where I try to write about subjects other than Richard. So far I only have 3 posts…

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24 thoughts on ““E” is for…

  1. Did you make that up using the inspiration from the World’s End premiere when the reporter asked him what BEER he liked and he said ” What BEAR do I like?” Are you being straight with us, Kelbel? πŸ™‚

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