Three’s Company

set to the theme of 1970s tv sitcom Three’s Company

(captions=pick up lines. because I find them highly entertaining!)

 

Come and knock on our door, we’ve been waiting for you

Where the kisses are hers,

is your name Google? because you have everything I’m searching for

and hers,

did you escape from the zoo? because you bring out the animal in me

and his,

are you a light switch? because you’re turning me on

Three’s Company too!

are you related to Mike Tyson? because you knock me out

Come and dance on our floor, take a step that is new

you must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you

We’ve a loveable space that needs your face,

if you were a taser, you’d be set on stunning

Three’s Company too!

You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

Down at our rendezvous,

if being sexy was a crime, you’d be on Death Row

Three’s Company too!

do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes